I put them around my waist, like a belt.

I just saw the episode of NewsRadio where Bill tries to quit smoking and he has a reaction to the patch. He said he didn't know you were supposed to only wear one at a time. He used fourteen or so at once. Phil Hartman was sooooo funny.

The Seventies were a great decade for men's hair.

Think the guy from "The Paper Chase" (1973: it just happens to be on TV). Or the tutor's boyfriend in "One on One" (Seen my sandals?). Or even my dad. My dad did have a perm, but it was a time men wore perms proudly. Who else had really great hair in the Seventies?

You know what would be great?

My sister asked me this evening. She was excited about something. I had no idea what she thought would be great. She told me:

A snowsuit. I need a snowsuit because my upper body stays really warm in my down jacket, but my legs just about froze off today. It is just ridiculous how cold my legs are. I especially need it after work when I start my car and have to sit there while it warms up. I tell you, these pants are like paper. I think I'll get a snowsuit.

This was too funny - I pictured her in one of those metallic silver numbers with orange, white, and black stripes on the sleeves. I her swooshing into the office past the receptionist being annoyed at how her purse keeps sliding off her shoulder. Then I see her later in the day, still in the suit because the zipper got caught stuck.

I outline all the reasons a snowsuit is impractical for an adult, but she sticks with her argument that a snowsuit is the answer.

This cracked me up. She was completely serious about the snowsuit, at first. You know how it is when you verbalize something you've been thinking about for a long time? In your head it makes perfect sense. I think she realized what a silly idea it was...

I had the best dream last night.

It starred my grandma. We were in her apartment; I lounged on the couch while she reclined in her chair, studying an almost-complete crossword puzzle. She read aloud clues and I asked how many letters and by the time I formed the visual, she had the answer. She set the puzzle down next to her chair atop a pile of magazines, newspapers, and mail, turned toward me, took off her glasses, smiled, and said, "There. Now that's done."

That is all I remember about the dream, but my memories of my time with Gram are as vivid today as ever. Under the feelings of missing my Gram, there flows an undercurrant of calm and contentment I felt every minute I spent with her (except maybe the time I almost punched that lady at Cub who triedd to cut in front of us in line...but that didn't have anything to do with Gram - she just happened to be there).

Happy birthday, Gram.

This covers everything

What Aine Catherine McCormack Means

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life. You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip. People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Obama: People Unite!

If I understand his message correctly, Obama is saying that Americans can unite with him and change the government and the path of the United States. He tells us to have hope that the future will be better if we all work together.

Not that I don't have faith in the American people, but we won't stop driving our cars, our gas-guzzling vehicles, every dang place we need to go, nor will we stop buying products made in China because they are cheaper, even if they are full of lead paint poisoning our children, made by their children in sweat shops.

If I believe then the dollar with start to be worth something? If I hope, then our trade deficit will disappear? All it takes is faith and then our educational system will be fixed? If I vote for Obama, I can trust that our soldiers will come home?

I don't get it. His popularity is understandable. This country did elect Bush twice, I guess we don't really care about reality.

A new year

I feel differrent this new year. I think this is a good thing. Maybe I will get something accomplished.